When “Bra Experts” Just Don’t Get It: A Tale of Cups Too Small for Reality
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Okay, I have to get this off my chest… literally.
Went bra shopping the other day, hoping to replace a few bras that weren’t cutting it. I already know my size — we’re talking “don’t even think about touching these without respect” territory — and I was just trying out styles around my normal range.
Enter the store’s “bra expert.” Sweet, confident, perfectly proportioned — but apparently totally blind to reality. She insisted I try on a few bras that made my chest feel like it was trapped in medieval armor. Every strap pinched, every cup gaped, and the gore kept threatening escape. I told her, politely, “Yeah, this is way too tight,” and she just looked at me like I’d described an alien spaceship instead of a bra.
Then came the medical problem line: apparently, having actual big boobs is some kind of disorder. She sized me way, way down, squeezed me into strapless bras that defied physics, and kept insisting the straps and cups were perfect. Meanwhile, I’m hopping around trying not to get a red mark on my chest or a strap bruise.
Left the store empty-handed, sore, frustrated, and more convinced than ever that some bra experts are in a parallel universe where giant breasts don’t exist.
Moral of the story? Gentlemen (or anyone with a thing for well-endowed women): if a girl says “these straps are digging,” believe her. And if you want to see the real magic of properly sized, large-cup bras without the pain and drama… well, let’s just say Bratags has a little corner of heaven for that.